JUST FUCKING LISTEN.
THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT
reblog so others can hear it!
Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
Men will never understand what it’s like to be a woman, NEVER. They have no idea what it’s like to walk around in fear and on guard all the time, no matter where we are or what we are doing. They will never get how often we must feign interest or niceness because we are scared to…
Russell Brand Messiah Complex
This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.
comedians generally are.